you'll be cool and the squares will drool

man in bear suit or bear in man suit?

pittsburgh bred baltimore resident, craft cocktail nutso rants, bum life.

bunnyfood:

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this is

incredible

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

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i’m 26 years old

and im putting chesterfield king on a mix for a girl

*adulthood*

my lady friend says my voice sounds like christian slaters in heathers

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Um is cocaine gluten free

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appleluvr:

thank u

appleluvr:

thank u

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i am probably the filthiest hornball

Also what could possibly be better than after doin’ it you sing the Jesus and Mary chain and she says ‘you give me a boner’