you'll be cool and the squares will drool

man in bear suit or bear in man suit?

pittsburgh bred baltimore resident, craft cocktail nutso rants, bum life.

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womanthouartloosed:

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

none of these people are real

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: 

introverts: help shovel neighbors driveways, smile at elderly folks

extroverts:  throw snowball through glass windows, eat the snowman raw

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  cuddle up in blanket and watch netflix

extroverts:  smash the tv with a baseball bat because sports

thefoothillgoats:

theonethatweimagined:

thefoothillgoats:

theonethatweimagined:

one serving size of champagne is 4oz.

Who the fuck drinks 4oz of champagne??

That’s like 2 sips.

Guilty

brandon you were my cheapest friend to drink with.  if only alex rudy hadn’t taught me how to drink, we’d be in the same boat, and i’d have around $23984320 more dollars

Can’t tell if being complimented or just being called cheap… :P

I am a good and bad influence

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cops SEEM tough but they all have the same attack moves (gun, nightstick) & type (Fighting) so can be easily defeated with the right combination of pokemon

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