you'll be cool and the squares will drool

man in bear suit or bear in man suit?

pittsburgh bred baltimore resident, craft cocktail nutso rants, bum life.

i’m an okay person but a fuckng drug addicted idiot

queendecuisine:

ladytatyana:

Me in different angles

Uh, yes.

oh my god yr gorgeous

(via thesoftghetto)

humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”“What was your happiest moment with her?”“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

this makes me cry

humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”
“What was your happiest moment with her?”
“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

this makes me cry

fuckin’ thomas

oh hey btw showerbeers i doubt i even live five blocks from you now

baltimoresun:

Today is Baltimore’s 285th birthday. 
Or is it?
[Spoiler: "It’s like the old accountant who’s asked how much is two and two, and he said, ‘How much do you need it to be?’"]

and it lives strongly!

baltimoresun:

Today is Baltimore’s 285th birthday.

Or is it?

[Spoiler: "It’s like the old accountant who’s asked how much is two and two, and he said, ‘How much do you need it to be?’"]

and it lives strongly!

m. gira alcohol reviews should be my new website

i drank too much five hour energy

my crush on kate beaton is insane