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LAST NIGHT A WOMAN HAD A TEENSY KITTEN IN THE BAR

AND WAS CARRYING IT AROUND ON HER SHOULDER AND IT WAS AMAZING

this makes me miss the cats at awesome books

this makes me miss the cats at awesome books

(Source: adamah, via fantasticcatadventures)

heatoise:

*sees any animal* me: now thats just the coolest

(via fantasticcatadventures)

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

*listening to music on shuffle when some drum n bass comes on* *suddenly a union jack unfurls on the wall behind me and two teeth fall out of my mouth* MASSIVE chune m8

(via goatcorporation)

springfieldstills:

As you can plainly see, Springfield Forest is full of creepy old rotting trees… In comes my logging company which does away with all those rotten old trees and makes life better for the animals. It’s all part of nature’s, uh, you know, cycle.

(via clintisiceman)

d-d-d-d baby:
daddy? dad:
destroy capitalism baby:
nice karl marx:

"Why even bother tipping? If waitresses wanted money they’d get a real job."

- Senior Business Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

Kill him

I love Baltimore rowhouses

yup here i am
i am literally wario

yup here i am

i am literally wario

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath, via nightchi1d)