Never man, never
A peanut butter bunch a crunch popcorn sandwich
Jesus Christ movies aren’t allowed to start with replacements songs, I’ll start crying
I just found out that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul dress up as other Breaking Bad characters for season wrap parties and Halloween.
OMFG
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 | grapestems : do you ever get jagoffs at bars who order martinis and not specify and wonder why they got gin? what's the point of a vodka martini?how the fuck can someone drink a full glass of isopropyl alcohol with olives in it? |
The vodka martini is the quintessential tasteless prick drink. That’s an instance where you smile and take their money, as a gentleman who owns a successful restaurant told me last night. Somehow the absence of any flavor, chilled, with some olives or even worse olive juice shaken served with the ice shards is preferable. The gin martini is an art, the vodka martini is a sure sign of an idiot | |
“You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?”
Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
“Somebody once told me the world was going to roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.”
Smash Mouth, Hey Now You’re a Rockstar
It’s called ‘all star’ you probably don’t even listen to mxpx
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I am not masturbating right now I am drinking and watching freaks and geeks I know what you’re all thinking
